Syphilis the Greek God

Dear Blob,
I was listening to my radio boyfriend, Nick Harcourt, on LA's best radio show, Morning's Become Eclectic, and I heard him do an ad urging me to visit www.Syphilis.com; and then I realized he was saying www.SitForLess.com. The marketing people for that company either really fucked up or were really smartie pantsies.
Snerve The UkuLady
PS: Syphilis is so totally a Greek god.