Bette Midler's Cameltoe

Dear Blob,
Total Cameltoe Alert (TCA)! The other day, the calender section of the LA Times featured a color photo of the Divine Miss M, Bette Midler, with total cameltoe! It was a picture from her new Vegas show and apparently the photo editor failed to notice that Bette's shiny and unfortunately, Pouch Pants (where the tummy roll is pouched, appearing pet-like or tummy-roll-handbag-ish), not only unflatteringly flaunted her pouch, but also were going right up her cooter.

In other news, I drove past a Lateen mother yesterday, holding an infant sucking on a grape lollypop. The baby couldn't have been more than 6 months. Sights like this cause The UkuLady to feel philosophically hopeless about human beings evolution. Who the fuck feeds an infant candy? I don't care how old of a mother you are. Instinct says, infants eat breast milk. Stick with the fucking basics of human nature...Breastfeeding.
Love The Ukulady
ps: Roller Skate CD release Party was awesome! Gay Skate Night in Glendale is the funnest activity in LA!