American Idol & Economy UnFever: Equally Important World News!

Dear Blob,
Because of economy-UnFever, I'm trimming my expenses and sadly, the first thing to go is my morning newspaper. I really heart reading a paper every morning, but the LA Times is so lame and the NY Times is so expensive. So I've switched to interweb news, which my eyeballs aren't totally thrilled with. This morning's World News from yahoo included Pakistan, Palestine & American Idol. I am a huge kareoke fan. I even used to go to The Mint kareoke bar in San Francisco, by myself. I am sick of most world news, but am not quite on board with American Idol being up there with genocide, global economic unfever and North Korea's reluctance to feed it's people.

Love The Ukulady

ps: The local LA News is all car crashes & murder. I think I will be more relaxed not reading the LA Times every morning.
pps: Is Energy & Commerce Committee Chairman, Rep. Henry Waxman the most rodent-ee-looking public figure? He resembles a Disney Beaver.

Yay for North Korea!

Dear Blob,
I just wanted to give a quickie virtual high-five to North Korea! It's great to have a scapegoat country-of-evil to mock and cast as the villian! Thank you Kim Jong Il!
Love The Ukulady
ps: I could use Turkmenistan, as their dictator is a total nut, but Turkemnistan is 1. Too Borat and 2. Too obscure for the masses.
pps: Also, I love the general obsession with Kareoke shared by most Asian countries and their people...
ppps: Heal Britney!

making out in K-Town

Dear Blog,
Just wanted to let you know I made-out last night in Korea Town at a Kareoke bar and then in my friend's truck. It was totally fun. Kissing in a Kareoke Bar in K-Town - good times. My friend is cute. The Kareoke Bar is called The Brass Monkey and it looks like the inside of a ship and I was concerned that our cocktail waitress is a slave/prostitute from an Eastern Bloc country. I'm really hung over.
Love Make-Out Lerner