Showing posts with label gaddafi. Show all posts
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Thursday, October 20, 2011

Celebrate Good Times: The Death of Mallomar Gaddafi!


Dear Blob,
The big news of the morning: Mallomar Gaddafi is dead. Is it appropriate to have a Celebrate Good Times dance-party with Kool and the Gang? It's awkward to celebrate death, but Mallomar Gaddafi's life's work was the opposite of the Downfall of Evil; in fact, his death is part of the Downfall of Evil.

The death of someone as innately douchebaggy as Gaddafi from planet earth is a good thing. I am generally anti-death-penalty, as I usually feel two wrongs don't make a right and executing murderers seems to be murder; however, there are always exceptions, particularly when it comes to a human who has indulged in horrific anti-human acts for 42 years.

Megalomania is so odd and so constant; humankind has always produced Megalomaniacs and our brains don't seem to have evolved enough to avoid the trap of self-grandeur, which leads to megalomania; however, why does megalomania usually lead to murder, rape & other inhuman acts?

Money & Power led Bill Gates to create solutions to worlwide problems; why didn't Money & Power do the same for Mallomar? Perhaps because Mallomar was not a nerdy intellectual, but a savage warrior. Maybe Money & Power do fairly well in the hands of intellectuals, but ridiculously horrific in the hands of the stupid; as displayed in my latest TV obsession, Breaking Bad. I urge all good-TV Enthusiasts to enjoy it on Netflix.

In other news, I would like to be in a band side-project called The Snacks. This desire came from a Snack Fantasy of wanting a theoretical snack in bed at midnight. I didn't want a real snack, just a fantasy snack, an invisible snack. It was so cozy in bed, the perfect cozy-location for a snack, however I didn't want to re-brush my teeth or actually eat anything. Fantasy Snack is also a good band name.

Love The Ukulady

PS: In honor of Mallomar Gaddafi's death, enjoy WHO CAN WE HATE? By the Ukulady

PPS: Celebrating Mallomar Gaddafi's death is the cousin to telling my ER Nurse Friend to "Have Fun" at work, which I did yesterday.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Fireside Chats with Sheen & Gaddafi

Dear Blob -
Here's a super idea! Charlie Sheen and Muammar Gaddafi should join forces and produce weekly fireside chats. They could invite fellow meglamaniacs, like Lindsey Lohan, Kim Jong Il and Sarah Palin and do fun activities to foster fellowship, like cooking marshmallow krispy-treats together!

Upon the treat-setting, Sheen and Gaddafi could prove they're not completely selfish, power-hungry loonytunes, by feeding the poor Marshmallow Treats. Nothing is as tasty as a chewy-crisp marshmallow treat, particularly if you are a third-world villager who has never tasted a rice-krispy treat.

My opinion of today's Meglamaniacs-in-the-Spotlight would probably shift to Kozy-kitten-warmth, knowing that Sheen, hand in hand with Haley Barbour 'n' Kim Jong Il were giving baked-goods to the poor.
Love The Ukulady