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Wednesday, September 5, 2012
Happy Learning Humans of Planet Earth!
Dear Blob,
Another school year begins anew! Happy Learning to all Pupils of Planet Earth & Beyond!
Love The Ukulady & The Unicorndog
Another school year begins anew! Happy Learning to all Pupils of Planet Earth & Beyond!
Love The Ukulady & The Unicorndog
Friday, September 30, 2011
Cupcake & Swizzle Stick in "Success!"
Dear Blob,
Many years ago I wrote a song called Cupcakes and Art, singing about how I want a Cupcake Puppet and her boyfriend would be a Swizzle Stick puppet. When I met Adam Brown, the Ukulad, he surprised me with handmade puppets, Cupcake & Swizzle Stick. They will be part of my kids show promoting love, kindness and friendship.
Love The Ukulady
Many years ago I wrote a song called Cupcakes and Art, singing about how I want a Cupcake Puppet and her boyfriend would be a Swizzle Stick puppet. When I met Adam Brown, the Ukulad, he surprised me with handmade puppets, Cupcake & Swizzle Stick. They will be part of my kids show promoting love, kindness and friendship.
Love The Ukulady
Monday, September 26, 2011
Eco-Tips from The Unicorn Whisperer: Recyling Propane!
Dear Blob,
It's time for everyone to Recycle, Re-Use & Re-Believe in Unicorns.
Love The Ukulady
It's time for everyone to Recycle, Re-Use & Re-Believe in Unicorns.
Love The Ukulady
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
UkuAdventures in LA: The Donner Party, Pancakes & Gadhafi!
Dear Blob,
Late last night I made the mistake of googling The Donner Party. After a few minutes of reading various diary accounts I realized that immersing myself in The Donner Party lore before bedtime was a terrible choice, as I'm renown in the UkuMarshmallowHouse for having nightmares.
To rid my subconscious of The Donner Party's accounts of starvation, death and cannibalism, I googled Pancakes.
I did not have nightmares.
Love The Ukulady
ps: In honor of our non-friend, Mallomar Gadhafi, enjoy an old Ukulady tune!
pps: When is that Mallomar going to bow out? Get the hint, dude! Wouldn't it be more fun to spend your senior years on a Mediterranean island doing karaoke and eating pancakes rather than die amidst dusty rubble? What is wrong with these meglomaniacs?
pps: I am a maple syrup snob and refuse corn syrup syrup; however, if I was a Donner PArty member, I would be thrilled to eat corn syrup syrup!
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Fireside Chats with Sheen & Gaddafi
Dear Blob -
Here's a super idea! Charlie Sheen and Muammar Gaddafi should join forces and produce weekly fireside chats. They could invite fellow meglamaniacs, like Lindsey Lohan, Kim Jong Il and Sarah Palin and do fun activities to foster fellowship, like cooking marshmallow krispy-treats together!
Upon the treat-setting, Sheen and Gaddafi could prove they're not completely selfish, power-hungry loonytunes, by feeding the poor Marshmallow Treats. Nothing is as tasty as a chewy-crisp marshmallow treat, particularly if you are a third-world villager who has never tasted a rice-krispy treat.
My opinion of today's Meglamaniacs-in-the-Spotlight would probably shift to Kozy-kitten-warmth, knowing that Sheen, hand in hand with Haley Barbour 'n' Kim Jong Il were giving baked-goods to the poor.
Love The Ukulady
Here's a super idea! Charlie Sheen and Muammar Gaddafi should join forces and produce weekly fireside chats. They could invite fellow meglamaniacs, like Lindsey Lohan, Kim Jong Il and Sarah Palin and do fun activities to foster fellowship, like cooking marshmallow krispy-treats together!
Upon the treat-setting, Sheen and Gaddafi could prove they're not completely selfish, power-hungry loonytunes, by feeding the poor Marshmallow Treats. Nothing is as tasty as a chewy-crisp marshmallow treat, particularly if you are a third-world villager who has never tasted a rice-krispy treat.
My opinion of today's Meglamaniacs-in-the-Spotlight would probably shift to Kozy-kitten-warmth, knowing that Sheen, hand in hand with Haley Barbour 'n' Kim Jong Il were giving baked-goods to the poor.
Love The Ukulady
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Cartoon Chickens vs. Real Chickens: A Query
Dear Blob -
Why are Cartoon Chickens so adorably comical and real Chickens so terrifyingly sinister? The creepy, beady eyes of real chickens are like stabby knife-marbles, angry and stupid, constantly demanding my brain wrap around the query, "How can real chickens be so terrifyingly ugly, yet so delicious?"
Little is more tasty than a dinner of roast chicken, perhaps with a side of polenta, steaming basmati rice & artisan greens. Yet real chickens, while interesting-looking, are undeniably grotesque & pecky.
On the other hand, Cartoon Chickens are always hilarious and delightful. Cartoon Chickens are never scary, even those meant to frighten. Cartoon Chickens are a joy to behold & Chickens, as a topic, are consistently amusing & interesting.
It’s a question rich for global salons, conversation-parties, debate-halls & literary tomes. Get on it Peeps.
Love The Ukulady
ps: I’m partial to Cartoon Chickens wearing human- accessories, like capes, neckties & ruffles.
Why are Cartoon Chickens so adorably comical and real Chickens so terrifyingly sinister? The creepy, beady eyes of real chickens are like stabby knife-marbles, angry and stupid, constantly demanding my brain wrap around the query, "How can real chickens be so terrifyingly ugly, yet so delicious?"
Little is more tasty than a dinner of roast chicken, perhaps with a side of polenta, steaming basmati rice & artisan greens. Yet real chickens, while interesting-looking, are undeniably grotesque & pecky.
On the other hand, Cartoon Chickens are always hilarious and delightful. Cartoon Chickens are never scary, even those meant to frighten. Cartoon Chickens are a joy to behold & Chickens, as a topic, are consistently amusing & interesting.
It’s a question rich for global salons, conversation-parties, debate-halls & literary tomes. Get on it Peeps.
Love The Ukulady
ps: I’m partial to Cartoon Chickens wearing human- accessories, like capes, neckties & ruffles.
Thursday, August 19, 2010
The Mystery of the Missing Chicken
Dear Blob -
Ukulady & Lad are Chicken-Sitting 5 chickens. Our duties are simple: let the chickens out of the coop in the morning and tuck them in at night. Last night, at dusk, we ventured into the yard to perform our chicken-sitting duties and to our dismay, there were only 4 chickens nestled in the coop. Distraught, we searched high and low for the missing yellow chicken, but after much fruitless chicken-seeking, we had to admit our chicken-sitting failures. After using a flashlight to search the nooks and crannies of the coop, we sadly concluded Yellow Chicken had been stolen by a hawk or had vanishing-into-thin-air-abilities. Sadly, we locked the 4 chickens in their coop and over a delicious chicken dinner, discussed where the Yellow Chicken could have gone. Sounds like a classic case of the Chicken-Sitters eating the chicken, but our dinner was rotisserie, not Missing Yellow Chicken.
Upon waking this morning, Ukulad went to let the remaining 4 chickens out of the coop and found, in the coop, 5 chickens! Somehow Yellow Chicken re-appeared in the night and joined her fellow chickens! Yellow Chicken either possesses Powers of Invisibility and was always in the coop or it's a Magical Coop because we eyeball-scoured that coop and yard yesterday and Yellow Chicken was not there. This morning she was. The Mysterious Magical Chicken!
Ukulady & Lad's chicken-sitting reputations are restored!
Signing off from The House of the Mysterious Chickens!
Love The Ukulady
Ukulady & Lad are Chicken-Sitting 5 chickens. Our duties are simple: let the chickens out of the coop in the morning and tuck them in at night. Last night, at dusk, we ventured into the yard to perform our chicken-sitting duties and to our dismay, there were only 4 chickens nestled in the coop. Distraught, we searched high and low for the missing yellow chicken, but after much fruitless chicken-seeking, we had to admit our chicken-sitting failures. After using a flashlight to search the nooks and crannies of the coop, we sadly concluded Yellow Chicken had been stolen by a hawk or had vanishing-into-thin-air-abilities. Sadly, we locked the 4 chickens in their coop and over a delicious chicken dinner, discussed where the Yellow Chicken could have gone. Sounds like a classic case of the Chicken-Sitters eating the chicken, but our dinner was rotisserie, not Missing Yellow Chicken.
Upon waking this morning, Ukulad went to let the remaining 4 chickens out of the coop and found, in the coop, 5 chickens! Somehow Yellow Chicken re-appeared in the night and joined her fellow chickens! Yellow Chicken either possesses Powers of Invisibility and was always in the coop or it's a Magical Coop because we eyeball-scoured that coop and yard yesterday and Yellow Chicken was not there. This morning she was. The Mysterious Magical Chicken!
Ukulady & Lad's chicken-sitting reputations are restored!
Signing off from The House of the Mysterious Chickens!
Love The Ukulady
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Ukulady Press Fever Magic!
Dear Blob!
More Press!
http://www.flashnews.com/news/wfn3100414fn5922.html
Meep!
Love The Ukulady
More Press!
http://www.flashnews.com/news/wfn3100414fn5922.html
Meep!
Love The Ukulady
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