Showing posts with label romance. Show all posts
Showing posts with label romance. Show all posts
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Friday, July 20, 2007
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
My Internet Boyfriend!
Dear Blog,
I have joined the tech-happy new millenium population and am involved in an internet flirtation with someone I've never met! Of course I am not wasting my time flirting with someone lame or boring. It would have to be someone extremely intriguing to capture my busy-scheming-to-take-over-hollywood-head, and this cute (according to his photos) hipster is totally intriguing. My cousin married a man she met in an online fantasy role-playing game and my good LA punk-rock pal, Tiburon, met her awesome fiancee, TriStar, on myspace. Not that I am seeking anything of that nature, but it is totally interesting and bizarre to have a met a total stranger online and come to a place where I would consider this person an actual friend. The Donner Party would be blown away. I think we (now me and he are we!) have come to a place that I would consider my Fantasy Internet Fiancee (my first ukulady marraige proposal!) a friend (hey PA!, being narcissistic enough to assume you are reading about yourself! - double narcissim!). Due to his being interesting, smartie-pants, clever, unassuming, and most importantly in a literary friendship/courtship,linguistically charming and handy, I've perused his writings, music and have developed a total crush. What if he is a disfigured hunchback, which is redundant? Would that make me, if I ultimately was not attracted to him, a total materialistic schmuck? (for my non-heeb readers, like hopefully Jenna Bush, that means asshole). A lot of philosophical considerations go into having a flirtation/crush on an internet pal.....
Heartsy, The UkuLady
PS: I'm very thankful I have eyelids!
PPS: No duh LA Times, Anna Nicole died of a pill overdose. Fucking duhsies.
PPPS: Tapered jeans/pants are lame.
I have joined the tech-happy new millenium population and am involved in an internet flirtation with someone I've never met! Of course I am not wasting my time flirting with someone lame or boring. It would have to be someone extremely intriguing to capture my busy-scheming-to-take-over-hollywood-head, and this cute (according to his photos) hipster is totally intriguing. My cousin married a man she met in an online fantasy role-playing game and my good LA punk-rock pal, Tiburon, met her awesome fiancee, TriStar, on myspace. Not that I am seeking anything of that nature, but it is totally interesting and bizarre to have a met a total stranger online and come to a place where I would consider this person an actual friend. The Donner Party would be blown away. I think we (now me and he are we!) have come to a place that I would consider my Fantasy Internet Fiancee (my first ukulady marraige proposal!) a friend (hey PA!, being narcissistic enough to assume you are reading about yourself! - double narcissim!). Due to his being interesting, smartie-pants, clever, unassuming, and most importantly in a literary friendship/courtship,linguistically charming and handy, I've perused his writings, music and have developed a total crush. What if he is a disfigured hunchback, which is redundant? Would that make me, if I ultimately was not attracted to him, a total materialistic schmuck? (for my non-heeb readers, like hopefully Jenna Bush, that means asshole). A lot of philosophical considerations go into having a flirtation/crush on an internet pal.....
Heartsy, The UkuLady
PS: I'm very thankful I have eyelids!
PPS: No duh LA Times, Anna Nicole died of a pill overdose. Fucking duhsies.
PPPS: Tapered jeans/pants are lame.
Sunday, March 11, 2007
ATTN Single Gals! BestPickup Spot!
Dear Blog and Girlfriendsies seeking Manpanions,
Without a doubt the very bext place to be picked up, cruised, asked for coffee, is The Guitar Center. Due to my new burgeoning music career, I have been frequenting the LA Guitar Center on Sunset Blvd, and let me tell you, GalPals, this is The Place. It is packed with music boys and the ratio is about 7/1 - boys/girls. Ridiculous. I was asked out once and checked out at least 10 times, all within a ten minute visit. It is chock-full of music-stoner-cute-and un-cute-fellas who are apparently dazzled by female musicians. I highly recommend Guitar Center to any girls who want a date. Good Luck!
xxThe UkuLady
Without a doubt the very bext place to be picked up, cruised, asked for coffee, is The Guitar Center. Due to my new burgeoning music career, I have been frequenting the LA Guitar Center on Sunset Blvd, and let me tell you, GalPals, this is The Place. It is packed with music boys and the ratio is about 7/1 - boys/girls. Ridiculous. I was asked out once and checked out at least 10 times, all within a ten minute visit. It is chock-full of music-stoner-cute-and un-cute-fellas who are apparently dazzled by female musicians. I highly recommend Guitar Center to any girls who want a date. Good Luck!
xxThe UkuLady
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